The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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