At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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