Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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