Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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