You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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