i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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