Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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