i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Damn victory sex feels great
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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