He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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