I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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