my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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