ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just wanna soil my oats bro
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
They are going to name an STD after you.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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