pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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