I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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