Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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