...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He shit in the fireplace
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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