Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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