I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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