she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize