I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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