Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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