He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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