Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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