we have officially lost it.
Yo dont text me then not text me
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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