he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
dude. I can hear the air.
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