I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's great music for shaving your balls
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I love you.
Bad choice
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