Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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