Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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