I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We need to rekindle our bromance
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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