I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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