I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
This is not my ceiling
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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