sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
ugly people sure do ruin things
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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