You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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