It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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