I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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