I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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