Pappa wants mamma naked
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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