I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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