How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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