They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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