Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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