absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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