dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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