Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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