is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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