Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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