Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Sext me about skeletons
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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