Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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