He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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