you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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